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You think you are too small to make a difference? then you have never spent a single night with a mosquito.
Groundhog Day, Just walked outside and saw my shadow, It`s now official, Six more weeks of dieting :/
If you listen real closely to my kids arguing tonight, you`ll hear the sound of me pouring a glass of wine.
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble people, respect it!
If I had to choose between Star Wars and Star Trek, I`d probably choose beer.
Do you guys know there are "actual" people out there that don`t have a Facebook account? What the hell do they do all day?
I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in
If I share something clever and witty on Facebook, don’t try and out clever me with your comment. I don’t come over and blow out your candles on your cake.
i was sooo funny i cracked me off.......
If it wasn`t for pizza delivery, you wouldn`t see me shoveling a walkway.
I have no idea how I use to get around in the dark before I had a cell phone.
It’s funny how “You’re so funny” turns into “You think everything’s a f*cking joke” in just 3 months…
My posts come from a dark place.. I haven`t paid my light bill in 3 months.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.