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Top uses for Golf Balls: 1. Describing hail storms 2. Describing tumors 3. Playing golf
Happy President`s day all. Heading out to buy a new mattress.
Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some sh!t.
If it doesn`t include antidepressants, they shouldn`t call it a Happy Meal.
I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year.
Auctioneers are proof white guys could rap if they tried hard enough.
When a movie says "Based on a true story." it means this is sort of what happened but with way uglier people.
It`s just adorable how the Liquor Store cashier always wishes me a good week as if I won`t be back tomorrow.
I liked you better before we met.
Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
Unless you fell on the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones
Just once I`d like to walk down the aisle, take my vows, say I do...Without being dragged out being told, "Ma`am, you`re not the bride..."
Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times. Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic