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I feel bad for kids nowadays who can`t get the toys they want because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.
I love to do housework in the nude. Unfortunately for the neighbours, today I`m roofing.
Gonna start a new job tomorow at a archaelogical site, I know I`m gonna dig it.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
I’m drinking while I work out…I call it Bacardio.
My neighbour has diabetes and now she won`t make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me.
I need to get out of bed and do something so I can justify taking a nap later.
The thinner the eyebrow, the crazier the woman.
Screw your recommended serving size. You don`t know me.
I`m the type of person who will throw away the manual and ponder for 3 hours "where the hell do I start"
I haven`t gotten laid in so long, you`d swear I`ve been wearing Crocs all this time.
After Monday and Tuesday... even the week says WTF!
I haven`t seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he`s OK.
In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?
My problem is, I`m about 30% stud, and 70% muffin.