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i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
You can`t find happiness at the bottom of a beer ... Well no kidding, who is happy when their beer runs out?
You call it "Blacking Out" I call it a "Surprise Nap"
When in doubt, take a nap.
I took up the game of Golf recently. . .but I had too much trouble getting through that windmill.
It was all so different before everything changed.
Some people just bring out the psycho in me
Today was about as much fun as a warm toilet seat in a public restroom!
LOQ "Laugh Out Quietly" because LOL is giving me a headache
Sometimes, I send game request just to piss people off :)
My browser asks "are you sure?" when I clear my history as if theres anyone more sure of what theyre doing than someone clearing his history
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
"in other news… it turns out being mayor of Toronto is all that its cracked up to be" - George T. Ignace
Some people are good listeners. Mostly, though, they`re just nodding and thinking about bacon.
:): The Bipolar smiley face