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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
I`ve been starting my diet tomorrow for the last 20 years.
Dear Santa, I was framed!
I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.
I don`t care about your choice in politics, religion, or taste in music... I judge you simply based on football team preference
"is Pepsi ok?" - my coke dealer, tryin to be funny
Relationships are like yard sales. They look good from a distance, but once you get there it`s just a bunch of sh!t you don`t really need.
If you don`t have anything nice to say, put it all on social networks
Remember, you can always run from your problems. Unless your problem is a Cheetah.....then you`re screwed!
How many decades of knowing someone before it`s rude to ask what their name is?
I think I really have an amazing butt, every time I talk to someone and start walking off they say,"what an a$$.."
Crayons are a lot like M & M`s, all the colors taste the same.
Your shirt might say UFC but your body says KFC
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.