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In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on.
We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they’ll dig the wrong way.
That`s not how I met your mother.
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If I had the money I`d hire 2 private investigators to follow each other
For the first time in my years of working I have been hard at work all day......dammm those pills!!!!
Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.
looong and hard, yep thats my pencil.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But add me on Facebook and I`ll stalk you (maybe)
I can´t wait for summer. One of my highlights of summer is talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.
Helpful tip #12: Never buy all the tools you need to kidnap, kill and bury someone from just one store.
Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
If you tickle me, I’m not responsible for your injuries.
It`s a bird.. it`s a plane..no wait..it`s a blade of grass....
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.