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There’s a limit of how close you should be to another man when taking a selfie.
SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
I`m one more weekend on the couch away from being a throw pillow.
Some days I’d like to take a chainsaw and cut a few branches off my family tree.
#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlik the rest of you morons.
I have a life, I have the best life in the world. Oh wait sitting around watching Netflix and eating pizza rolls isn`t a life. I guess i was wrong then. :( bummer
Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
You can learn a lot from a person especially when you watch them through high powered binoculars, I`m just saying.
“Get your panties in a bunch” would make a great slogan at Costco.
"Mounting debt" sounds way sexier than it is.
I`m kind of like Hugh Hefner. Only without the mansion, the exotic cars, the girls, the magazine and the money. Basically, I`m just a guy in a bathrobe.
Picking up someone at a bar when you`re drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry... You end up taking home crap you didn`t want
Everyone is beautiful in their own way, your way just happens to be in the dark.
Did we try giving the government a snickers?