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Have some fun with your life...call in sick to places you dont even work at.
I heard lots of bongo noises coming from my loft last night. It sounded very Drum Attic.
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
All I ask is to one day live in a house with secret passages.
The first rule of Right Club is that your wife is the only member of Right Club
I`m not a control freak. I just know what`s best...for everyone.
Who me? Oh I`m just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun
My kids wanna have a water balloon fight later, I just got done putting mine in the freezer... Wanna bet I win...
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
You think you`re pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.
When a girl says "no," a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
Turns out having boobs only gets you stuff if you don`t have a penis as well.
dreams of a better world... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
I was just told that I over-analyze things. I need a couple of days to think about that before deciding if I should be offended.