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Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
I don`t know how many girls it takes to change a light bulb, but I guarantee we`d post pictures of us doing it on Facebook.
Boy it`s nice out today... or at least that`s what it says on my computer.
Sometimes when I`m bored I crawl into a corner of my room and pretend I`m a person.
It`s really quite simple ... I do what I want! ... The End.
I will always love you, even if I have to from no closer than 300 feet.
Don`t hide your feelings. Hide the evidence.
You mellennials and your obsession with public healthcare, back in my day we just died!
I checked my horoscope today and all I can say is ...WOW!! I`m a Taurus and I looked it up and sure enough,it says I was born between 4/21-5/21!! Well played horoscope, well played.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s…That’s because she changes it more often.
"There`s more than one way to skin a cat." -Chinese restaurant proverb
Men who claim women belong in the kitchen definitely do not know what to do with them in the bedroom!
I`ve spotted six Pokémon today but I don`t have the game so I may need new meds...
I have decided to follow my dreams.....starting with that one where I am naked at work.
Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators. I’m not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore.