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Grab the bull by the horns. The other end is too gross...
Lying in bed, listening to the Doors. I really should oil the hinges...
It saddens me to say that after tasting this homemade whiskey/nacho cheese ice cream, I’ve found not all dreams are meant to be followed.
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
I hope Karma smacks some people before I do.
Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
If you like to make love while listeninag to music, always choose live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time…
If pi is 3.14, then I think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts.
Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It`s definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation.
im so hungry, im farting fresh air
I will be responsible for my actions....when my actions become more responsible.
I tried to be a Rap Singer once. Sadly my rap album, `I Respect the Police & the Risks They Take to Keep My Community Safe`, didn`t do too well on iTunes.
The next person that tells me I have no shame…probably knows me pretty darn well.
All units be on the lookout, suspect is armed with hunky shoulders, soft eyes and dreamboat hair. I don`t even remember what he did anymore.