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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
Ill be in my office giving co-workers the silent treatment ..by sending them blank emails.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I`m in public.
No, I would not like to know what fruit my body is shaped like.
Cant imagine the look on Obamas face when he saw `Olympus Has Fallen`..His next quote would have been.."No more Taiwans in the secret Elevetor office"
is not impatient. I just patient really fast.
Just spent the last 30 minutes cutting a Batman mask off the back of a box of Honey Nut Cheerios & my kid thinks he`s gonna get to wear it.
Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don`t like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
I am not as think as you drunk I am
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
1st woman on the Moon.. Houston we have a problem What? Never mind What`s the problem? Nothing Please tell us? You know what the problem is.
Today I caught myself smiling ... I was thinking of you ... Don´t flatter yourself though, it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
If you had to choose between your significant other and a million dollars, what`s the first thing you`d buy?
I`m surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby given the number of times I`ve dropped my phone.
I`m having an out of money experience.