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United States is where moms get a day and shark get a whole week.
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.
Do you know what would really be fun? ... No really.. If you know, tell me.. I`m bored to death.
On the bright side, I`m relieved we live in a society where we acknowledge that the people who make sandwiches are artists.
Gift cards: The best way to say "Here, you figure it out..."
I met a girl who told me that she broke up with her last boyfriend because he just didn`t work out. Which is when I knew, she wasn`t the one for me, as I hate to work out as well.
Let me drink about it and get back to you.
Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people.
Hey, does anyone know which side you`re supposed to wear your fanny pack on? I want to really nail this job interview tomorrow.
You say Iām not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If Iām not cold, Iām hot. I know Iām hot. Thanks for embracing it.
your status deserves a standing ovation but I`m lazy I`ll just click `like`
Anyone knows when is Facebook sending us the W-2 forms
Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes.
I wouldn`t say I`m a stalker so much as I am a covert observation enthusiast.
Wonder what my couch is doing right now.