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I got on-line to check the weather...That was 12 years ago.
I hope these bad jokes distract you from the fact you`re getting screwed. - Car insurance commercials
My neck, my back. My pizza and my snacks.
A good example of mixed emotions would be finding a hundred dollar bill nailed to your tire.
Nothing shall separate me from the love of beer...
Girls probably spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
Thesaurus for sale, brand new, current, modern, original, unused, untapped, fresh, pristine, untouched, mint condition, spotless, untried...
Today`s society is a good example of what happens when you let the clowns run the circus.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The art of taking a self pic fast enough that no one sees you. The Stealthfie.
I know some of you would find it hard to believe, but I don`t say everything that pops into my head. I don`t think the average person could handle it.
All my passwords are protected by amnesia.
Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?
Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.
just realised MR OWL ATE MY METAL WORM is exactly the same backwards