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That awkward moment when you run into someone and there`s no where to hide
Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly...."You can see me???"
God is creative, I mean just look at me.
Afraid of not getting what you ordered when online shopping…..Ha, try online dating
Government shutdown day 8: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever.
For the record, you`ll need a turntable needle.
As a future ghost, I`m kinda bummed out about the dress code.
When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like.
Being a Zombie doesn`t sound that bad. You don`t have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.
Sometimes, when I "like" your post, it`s because my touchscreen is too sensitive and I only meant to scroll by your ass. Sometimes. ;)
I wonder if Monday can see my middle finger from here?
Being human is expensive and exhausting.
i havnt seen any status`s about ninjas lately.... well played ninjas
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance – My stages of getting ready for work
I was at the hospital earlier today and saw a cute girl with a cast on her leg. Naturally, my first thought was "Hey, this one can`t run away..."