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Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs.
I hate having to work for a living. But I hate starving even more.
Let`s all play a game: For every political post, you must post 5 non political posts. #makefacebookhappyagain
If a Jehovah`s Witness dies and goes to heaven...does God hide behind the pearly gates and pretend he`s not in?
I received an email from a hacker that had accessed my bank account. It simply read, "LOL".
When someone says I love you over the phone and you don`t feel the same, just say `I love youtube` but say it really fast!
I hate it when I think I`m buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they`re just REGULAR donuts...
You think you`re pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face...
Never hire a color blind Bomb Technician.
The best way to get over someone is probably with your car
I`ve given up on giving up.
roses are red,violets are blue,god made me beautiful, what happen to you..
Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those TacoBell hot sauce packets.
Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.