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Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into.
Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I`d say I`m about 74% Rice Krispies.
Like my therapist always says, "I`m not your therapist, you`re just laying on a couch in Ikea"
went to vegas: put a coin in the machine and a prize came out, put another coin and another prize came out...problem is i don`t know what to do with all these empty cans now.
Why is there a Stairway to heaven and a highway to hell? There is a lot more traffic going to hell
It`s the little things in life that matter the most... for instance the refrigerator light, helping you to see that last beer way in the back!
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel. The police call it “Indecent Exposure” but whatever.
It`s so cold, I just got a $5 foot long from subway, but by the time I got back to my car it was only 6 inches.
Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product
I don`t understand when people say `age is just a number`... Age is clearly a word.
What do you mean I should be more productive? Do you think this cocktail made itself?
You know you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night
How old do I have to be when I can start pulling in front of cars without looking?
I stopped watching the History Channel because it`s so outdated.
Your secrets are safe with me! Odds are, I wasn’t even listening.