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Why do people say ”I saw it with my own eyes.” Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don`t want it.
Why would you be scared to get Ebola? You haven`t left your couch since 2011.
If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question, you`ll be dead soon.
I have no idea what a bejeezus is,,, but apparently mine scares easy.
We get it poets: things are like other things
Eleventeen percent of the population makes up words.
Just ONCE I`d like someone to call me "sir" without adding "this is a place of business, please put your pants back on."
I bet my road rage will be taken seriously once I get a car.
Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends.
I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy, and innocent ... Oh, for heaven`s sake! Stop laughing!
Crossfit is the healthiest way to get rid of your friends.
wishes that more people would declare thumb wars these days. I`m sure that all this texting has prepared my thumb muscles for battle.