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Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn`t predator an alien too? They should`ve just called it "Some Aliens"
The weekend went by and I don’t remember any of it. That’s a good thing right?
some people just need to be kicked... in the stomach... with steel toed boots
A gentle reminder about Daylight Savings Time: If you thought last Monday sucked, this one will prove to be much, much worse.
When you upload photos to Fb, i`d appreciate it if you tagged your hot friends ... It makes stalking them MUCH easier, thank you!
Work like you don`t have proof of citizenship, Love like you were on a reality TV show, and dance like you were being thrown 100 dollar bills at
These kids next door to me need to quit yelling. I`m about to wake up their mom and send her back over there.
I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
Why are Doctors so afraid of apples?
Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
My wife’s cooking brings a whole new meaning to.. eat sh!t and die.
Don`t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
was going to argue with you...but then I remembered I really didn`t care
The best part of winter coming is that all the bugs are rotting in hell where they belong.
Farts are like children. I`m proud of mine and disgusted by yours.