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Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
The realization you`ve spoken too loudly when you exclaimed: " My Salad had NUTS!"
If you can´t afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don´t know where you are.
I`m not a control freak. I just know what`s best...for everyone.
How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?
I Wonder what Facebook Employees do to waste time at work ?
I’ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
If your wife has 2 phones, save both numbers under one name : “Wife” Never save them as "Wife1" and “Wife2" ~ a husband from the hospital
Did you know statistically you`re more likely to be killed by a coconut falling from a tree than by a coconut stabbing you with a kitchen knife.
Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally.
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.
People are obsessed with this storm but in a couple months no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno.
Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.
I got so much Crazy going on that the term "Bi-Polar" would be excessively underestimating my condition, let`s go with "Multi-Polar" from now on.........
New Study: Long-term beer drinking can lead to depression, also known as "running out of beer."