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Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
One of the first things they tell you in AA is to stop hanging around alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back.
Doctor told me I only have 6 months to live, maybe 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook.
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
The word “fireplace” really reveals the creativity of our ancestors
Running away does not help with the problems unless you are fat
The "best part of waking up" doesn`t even make sense.
Another day....another 0.2% of a dollar
The TV is so loud! But not quite loud enough to make me get up and get the remote.
You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before.
If you`re going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty
The most frustrating thing about watching Nascar is that they never signal
If you added up all the time you waste on Facebook, think how much TV you could watch.
is procastinating now. Don´t see why I should put it off.
I had a bit of a lazy day sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss was furious.