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Just dropped part of a cookie into my printer, so I hit "copy"
why are the foods you want eat late at night in loud crackling wrappers?
Yes we`re friends on facebook but that`s where it ends, stop trying to talk to me in real life... mom
I`m having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
I think I`m the drunkest person at this bed bath and beyond.
You know its going to be a b!tch of a day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?
Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
Morning workout: Turn on treadmill. Untangle headphones for 14 minutes. Get frustrated, leave and eat doughnuts.
After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
My local news station says it gives us " news when it breaks " ...I want unbroken news!!
I`m feeling 22.. Pounds overweight.
The problem with drinking with people from work is they`re the ones I bitch about when I`m drunk.
If you love something, feed it so much that it get’s too fat for anyone else to want.