Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
I never make stupid mistakes ... only very clever ones
Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
How long do I have to sleep before I`m legally a bear?
I don`t know where the saying "working like a dog" got started but I`m looking at my dogs daily routine feeling pretty jealous myself.
I`d like to change and get comfy, yet that requires effort. Ever feel this lazy?
If you touch your phone in the right places, a pizza will arrive at your door.
Life is hard, it`s even harder when your stupid.
Morning workout: Turn on treadmill. Untangle headphones for 14 minutes. Get frustrated, leave and eat doughnuts.
Hi there beautiful, can I drive you to drink?
A friend like you is worth a million dollars. So, if you don’t mind…can I sell you? :D
Rest area restrooms are weird. The guy in stall next to me has four feet.
Things that make you go Mmmmmmm - Duct Tape
To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china.
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on.