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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
"I don`t know what the f*ck this tastes like." - first person to eat chicken.
"Just be yourself" doesn`t work if you suck.
How long do I have to wear these skinny jeans before they start working?
I hardly know you…. but, Facebook says it’s your birthday, so happy birthday!
The only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who wants to watch the TV more.
Do gun manuals haue a trouble shooting section?
If I`ve learned anything from the Kardashians it`s that I shouldn`t let my complete lack of talent hold me back.
If you`re going to be original, be prepared to be copied.
If you`re feeling too good about yourself, go ask a 5 yr old to guess your age. That should even things out.
So Stevie Wonder is going to become father to triplets next year. I guess he didn`t see that coming...
B!tch Please, your only fan is the one on your ceiling.
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
My haters only have one advantage over me. They can kiss my a$$, I can`t.
Time to try some of this candy from the Easter "bunny"... Can`t trust anything you find laying in the yard these days.