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When I was young I dreamed of saving the world, now I just dream of making through each month.
I hit a new low today and used a cheat code on Wii Fit
I love you with all my thighs. I would say my heart, but my thighs are much bigger.
Don`t exercise ... fat people are harder to kidnap
Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called "fun sized" should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
They should start selling Photoshop CD`s at cosmetic shops.
Yeah but why do they call him Bigfoot if both of his feet are the exact same size
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Never look at your beer as half-empty. Look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer.
As i get older i realize I do a LOT more YOGA...attempting to tie my shoelaces
I`m just saying a sarcasm font could go a loooong way!
I had a doctors appointment today. He said I was normal! See? I told you!!!
Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push ... into traffic.