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Not sure if this Adderall is working but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists.
Has anyone ever seen a gorilla in the mist? Some of the local drivers struggle to see my car in perfect daylight conditions, so I doubt that they`d spot a Gorilla in limited visibility!!!!!
I`m sticking to my guns ... I really should have washed my hands after I ate.
You really understand how drunk you are when you`re peeing...
Some of the best things in life...are mistakes.
More tattoo artists really just need to say "No, I`m not doing that."
Sometimes I wish that I could put my wife on airplane mode.
Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.
When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together.
Your things are terrific.
I don`t mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
That awkward moment when you take a bath in the middle of the day and don`t know whether to wear normal clothes or pajamas.
The girl at the Taco Bell drive thru gave me this “I know your high” look. I snatched my 37 crunchy tacos and got out of there.
Taco Tuesday sends a terrible message to our nation`s children. They need to know that tacos are always an option no matter what day it is.
I have a "honk if you think I`m sexy" bumper sticker on my truck so that way on the way to work, if I`m not feeling to excited to be there, I sit at a green light until I feel better.