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I’m starting to think that the gym isn’t really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later.
What does Miley Cyrus have for dinner on Christmas? Twerky :`)
I would like to remind everyone it`s not the size of the boat... Or the motion of the ocean, but the whether the boat is able to stay in port until all passangers have gotten off.
If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
MAN LAW 101: No man should ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?
Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station.
My wife has spent all day arguing that she isn`t stubborn...
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yourself.”
I`m Not Single. I am romantically challenged
It`s so awkward when you get texted to come over and you have to pretend like you weren`t already inside their house.
What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this...
is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
If you don’t like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you!