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That awkward moment when you run into someone and there`s no where to hide
I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become
Roses are red, violets are blue, If your parents told you you`re beautiful, they`re lyin to you..:D
Hope you don`t mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.
Why do I even have unlimited texting?
According to serving sizes tonight, I`m a family of 4.
at this point in life I break my life down into 2 time periods B.N and A.N....Before Netflix and After Netflix
I`ve accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble pieces.........My next poop could spell trouble.
I just "borrowed" my neighbors nissan frontier, they make that trick look easier on the commercial
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. Good times.
"Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?"
Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster
"Hey bro shotgun this beer" No I don`t drink "You wanna be cool don`t you?" I don`t drink "C`mon NERD!" Grandma PLEASE stop
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!
I automatically assume you`re fat if your Facebook picture is a car