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Kids....because who doesn`t enjoy a fun game of "What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?"
I`m a Leader not a follower. Unless it`s a dark place...then you`re going first!
My New Year`s resolution is to stop pointing my car alarm remote at my apartment front door expecting to unlock it
The unplanned moments tend to be the best ones.
The Australian kiss is just like the French kiss but down under.
My life is a very complicated drinking game
When in doubt, procrastinate.
Is it just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message like looking directly into the sun?
I need a partner in wine.
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
Im so lazy today, I am going to watch fast and furious in slow motion.
R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)
If you`re looking for happiness, walk to your nearest liquor store.
Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch.
When I am working, I get paid to be nice. I don`t understand why my friends and family expect me to do it for free during my time off.