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Taco Bell is donating burritos to feed firefighters in Colorado. Talk about putting gas on the fire,
I`m still waiting for that fairly tale scene where the animals clean everything for me.
The part of “no” that I don’t understand is the part where I don’t get what I want.
You know you`re up really late at night when you turn on ESPN and 2 white guys are boxing!
Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question.
People should be loved. Things should be used. Unfortunately, we have it backwards
If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen.
When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life.
If a man says you’re ugly he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly she’s envious. If a little kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
I got 99 problems but a least my name aint North West.
My neighbor`s facebook movie is just a montage of me caught on surveillance video, stealing his newspaper every morning.
Saying something stupid and thinking “Yeah, that sounded way better in my head"
So many Jehovah`s Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah`s Evidence.
Is it rude to put *vomits* under someone`s post ?
Don`t sweat the petty things and don`t pet the sweaty things.