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Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don`t make a right. Tomorrow I`m going to try three.
Why is it that the more annoying the tune, the harder it is to get it out of your head?
I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
would a fly without wings be called a walk?
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces.
Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.
If there`s no gravity underwater, why do mermaids need those seashell bra`s?
I`m done with tucking in shirts. Too many people complaining I`m invading their "personal space." LOL
Lazy Rule #23 :No Shower Is Needed, If your Not Going Anywhere...
My blood hound was just attacked by a Crip hound.
It’s a status….not your diary…
Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight...
When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.