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Saw a midget go into a store while wearing a KKK outfit and thought... That`s a little racist.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Once I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.
It`s kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there.
Give a man a gun he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob everybody
Why Am I Sober? - A Horror Story
If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I`m not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
When people have cars as their profile picture I automatically presume they are a transformer.
im so hungry, im farting fresh air
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it`s ok to bite an opponent.
I hate when I`m admiring my good looks from a car`s window reflection and the people inside think I`m staring at them.
Can I get likes for no reason?
A 4-way stop is an IQ test you take in public.