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Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
I`m terribly sorry but I have decided not to grow up and act my age after all. So there.
My favorite Facebook photo of your baby is easily #28,614
Sanity is so overrated. I mean, it`s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn`t want to live there....
Exaggerations went up a million percent last year.
The last 10 seconds of every voicemail my grandmother leaves me is her trying to hang up the phone.
When I`m bored I like to call in sick to places I don`t work for. I`m getting written up at Kohls.
Sarcasm: just one of the many services I offer ;)
I like to keep bartenders on their toes by making up drinks on the spot. "Yeah, I`ll take a Dirty Hammock."
When everything is coming your way ... You`re in the wrong lane.
The best nights are those when it never crosses your mind to update your Facebook status.
If I owned a copy shop, I’d only hire identical twins to work there.
The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven`t had any yet.
Weekends r like d salary.. It takes a lot to get thr, & whn it finally does, it`s over in no time ;) - aa