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Sandals or shoes? I have adorable toes. All 12
People treat New Year’s like some sort of life changing event. If your life sucks today, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow
Miley Cyrus could never live in the kind of cold we`re having here. Can you imagine all the poles her tounge would get stuck to?
I posted one little joke claiming to have won the lottery and Facebook finds me 1,347 new possible relatives.
Just googled "who gives a sh!t?" My name wasn`t in the search results.
The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling "woo hoo", but after that my schedule is wide open
Facebook should just change it`s name to "People You May Want to Avoid."
Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power
You can either agree with me, or you can be wrong.
Who called them expiration dates instead of spoiler alerts
Good morning friends … Wait … what the hell m I doing up this early?
I`ll be there in a second I just gotta finish writing this letter of apology to a club owner for tearing up his dance floor last night..
Beach people are fickle. One minute you`re the loser with a bucket of cold fries and the next they`re terrified of the Lord of Seagulls.
Sometimes in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
I would want to change my name to `Nobody` on Facebook. So when someone updates something stupid it says `Nobody likes this`