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Big shout out to all the spiders not building their webs at face level.
i dont normally have a cool facebook status, but when i do, an older relative spoils it with a lame comment.
People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?
Sure, Men love funny women. As long as they are pretty...and skinny...and they have a great pair of knockers!!
My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions
I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA
Was just thinking …. What would the world be like if McDonalds delivered?
Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
When your parties have glasses instead of red cups, you’re a grown up.
I hate it when people dont know the differece between Ur and U`r
Actually, when I went to New Orleans, I blacked out too.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
I don’t care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
My ex said he would die for me. All I`m saying is, it was his suggestion.
I was named after my father. I don`t really like the name "Dad" though.