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I smile when I`m having dirty thoughts :)
Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
My Therapist told me not to drink while I`m on my Meds but little does she know...I`ve been off my Meds for almost a week now!
Whenever I see a really hot girl with an ugly guy, I think "klondike bar".
I`m too lazy to be a stalker. You`ll have to come here. Bring coffee.
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.
Don`t worry about old age, it doesn`t last that long.
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day............ Palm Sunday is just around the corner
Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?
If you`re not afraid when someone is flipping through the photos on your phone then you`re probably boring.
Like many people, I used to want to be famous, but after this year, I`m quite happy to be have been such a failure.
The institutions won`t take me so I am all yours.
I really wish Wal-Mart had a 10 teeth or more line...
After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I`ve successfully installed Java. He hates me.