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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
Attention idiots: as you continue to read something clearly addressed to idiots. Idiot.
Limbo champion walks into a bar...he`s disqualified.
My car broke down outside a massage parlor on today ... And again tomorrow.
When a porn actress is rude at a restaurant, there`s really nothing the staff can put in her food for revenge.
Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
If you have fewer than 25 FB friends. Please unfriend me because thats just embarassing and I dont want to be on your "loser" list.
Your name should be Gelette because you`re the best a man can get
When I die I want Charlie Sheen’s life to flash before my eyes.
My neighbors complained that I never mow my lawn. So I started mowing. The cops showed up at 3 a.m.. These neighbors are never happy...
I can eat a piece of pie without a plate or a fork what else should I write on this dating site profile?
True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.
Just saw a coyote next to the highway... I hope this tunnel ahead isn`t just painted on.
Procrastination............I`ll make a joke about it later.