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French people give me the crepes.
What number SPF blocks people?
I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
Sometimes it’s the little victories, like depositing a dollar to avoid overdraw fees that make me feel like a responsible adult.
Facebook taught me to mind everyone else`s business.
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re probably exhausting to be around.
Here hold my dignity, I`ve got some sketchy shit to do.
Bike helmets only protect you from looking cool.
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
a walk in the woods helps me to relax and release tension the fact that I`m dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
Snails would be terrifying if they moved quickly.
People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don`t want to talk.
"Is everything OK?" "Well, I`ve been kind of down since the divorce..." "I meant with your pasta, sir."
"Always leave them wanting more" is my new mantra when paying bills.
I just googled, "understanding women," the computer crashed.