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Someone told me that I seemed a little more classy than usual. The only thing I can think of is they somehow found out I used a Target bag instead of one from Wal Mart to line my bathroom`s wastepaper basket.
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
Today I am thankful for dirty text messages, stripclubs, and Jack Daniels
So far I`m 0 for 276 for walking around the block in hopes of finding a bag of money on the side of the road.
The best thing about online classes is the beer.
If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the heck are you doing?
It`s weird to think that these Forever Stamps will outlive me.
loosing weight tip: turn your head to the left then to the right. Do this everytime you are offered food.
He who laughs first, must be connected to wi-fi.
Ever since I installed AdBlock, all the single ladies in my area seemed to have lost interest.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
If women kept their feelings to themselves would they explode? Guess we`ll never know.
Wonders why there´s an ice cream truck for kids but not a frozen Margaurita truck for adults?
Smelling another person should be a choice.