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PMS is no joke, you guys. I just ate like three bags of Reese`s Pieces. Oh, and my wife`s really being a bitch.
I don`t believe women belong in the kitchen... because men are better at that too
Show me in the employee handbook where it says I have to like you. Go on, I`ll wait.
Keep the dream alive......... Hit the snooze button.
Some people are training as complainers like it is a competitive sport
The only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed.
You had me at, "we`ll make it look like an accident."
Gray hair is the human body`s equivalent of low toner.
Thank you Pringles for being the only chip company that doesn`t sell air.
Iām not so much goofing off as impersonating upper management.
I`m pretty sure God just pointed at me and laughed.
I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. Then I discovered naps.
I hav 10 fingers bt i usd only.. the thumb to write this...!
Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
99% of people are stupid. Luckily, Iām part of the other 2%