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Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
Just because you think it`s a bad idea doesn`t mean we won`t have a good time.
2 cops walk into a bar… I don’t know what happened after that. I got the f*ck out of there.
Just because I`m awake doesn`t mean I`m ready to do things
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
I`m glad I`m me, I don`t think anybody else could take it.
Velcro is a ripoff
To honor Thanksgiving this month I will be calling every one Pilgrim instead of Dude or Bro-- Fair warning
I know there are some people we say were dropped on their heads as babies. But there are others that were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window.
Sometimes I write "This is a hold up. I have a gun." in the memo of the checks I write for people and pray they cash them at the teller.
Who ever said, "The customer is always right", clearly never worked with the public a day in their life.
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun..
Why can`t life be as easy as I am?
If you think about it, before the first mirror was invented, if you didn’t live near a body of water, you had no idea what you looked like.
Its all fun and games until someone drinks the beer with the cigarette butts in it..