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Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
WARNING. Content on my Facebook page may offend. But I don`t f*cking care
I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN.
Siri, destroy the vehicle in front of me.
I really have important work to get done, but I really just want to sit here and complete a quiz on what percentage redneck I am..
Just belted the dog in the drivers seat and pushed the car up to the drive-thru window
Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly...."You can see me???"
How will you survive a zombie apocalypse if you scream & run when you see a spider?
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you’re supposed to be doing something else.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.
i only drink on days that end with y
If you didn’t want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn’t have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
After reading some marriage post, I`m beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.
You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancee by the way he hasn`t murdered her
You´d be amazed how often I´m wrong when people say guess what