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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
If you’re not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever you prefer.
Apparently, the answer `I know.` is not a good answer when your friend tells you how awesome his girlfriend is in bed.
Just found a hole in my sock and now I`m worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant.
I grew up for this?
To all the lovely ladies here I`m not wearing green....to all the guys here, I know Ju-Jitsu. Just saying
F*ck It - My final thought before making decisions.
Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Tuesday.
That sounds fried. I`ll take it.
I’m not getting old. I’m becoming a classic.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I love to punch in the face.
I never thought you could really guess too low whenever a woman asks you her age. I guess 6 was pushing it.
My wife told me to get a real job or pack my bags! She must be losing it! Who threatens someone with a vacation?
Digging through a box in the closet and I found a picture of me sitting on Santa`s lap. Hard to believe that was almost 2 years ago.
I drive safer when there`s food on my passenger seat than when there`s a person sitting there.