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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
I love living single, drinking double, and sleeping triple.
It saddens me to say that after tasting this homemade whiskey/nacho cheese ice cream, I’ve found not all dreams are meant to be followed.
I’m at the doctor’s office & they don’t know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I’ll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless.
I should probably eat this entire bag of Oreos tonight since they`re going to expire in 2017.
If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead but other people do. The same is true when you are stupid.
Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
Well, just 8 more hours of Facebook and I can go back to bed. *phew*
You dont know sh!t about pressure until you`re the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you
Every pair of panties can be a thong if your a$$ is big enough.
How can they have a Facebook group called Facebookers Anonymous? That`s like trying to hold a successful AA meeting in a bar.
I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they`re 18.