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You all take typos way too serious, you gays.
I noticed you stopped taking your meds. Can I have them?
I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons.
I’m having some vision trouble today. I can’t see myself doing anything.
My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying ~ don`t run into anyone you know.
Some of the best things in life...are mistakes.
How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I`ll let you know if we can be friends.
I found a spider in my shoe. He looks ridiculous, they`re way too big for him.
Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days...
People who don`t understand sarcasm are awesome.
Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel`s foot.
I`d love to drown my problems... I just can`t get my spouse to go swimming!
Will someone please tell ugly girls with small boobs that their opioion doesnt really matter.
I just don`t think a partridge in a pear tree would make a great gift
Ok everyone enough of your "family" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family.