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I may not look good naked, but I`m a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked
Ok but how old is your child in minutes?
Falling in love is lot like dying, you never get to do it enough to become good at it.
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
If you don`t think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you`re probably the boss
thinks my life is becoming a very complicated drinking game.
Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face....damn kids and thier sharpies.
Camping is fun if you`re into pretending that you`re homeless.
Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today, or flash them your boobs...... Strangers love boobs!
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine
Don`t expect me not to hopscotch all over your house if you have fancy tiles.
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
The future was so much cooler in the past.