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Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
If it were easy then everyone would act like me.
I am busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
How are poor people so good at finding money for tattoos?
I have a tremendous sex drive ... My girlfriend lives 25 miles away.
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
So much to do and so few alibis.
Why can`t Miss Piggy count to 100? Cuz` when she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat!
Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.
The two major causes of depression are: a) having a job, and b) not having a job.
Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies.
BREAKING NEWS: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site,,, he is miraculously unharmed... Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape.