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Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don`t make a right. Tomorrow I`m going to try three.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
If we agree, I`m probably being sarcastic ... Or I`m drunk
OMG ... I hate waiting in lines ... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect already.
How do they even grow boneless chicken`s?
Bumper stickers are helpful for recognizing members of society you do not want to associate with.
Every day can be Friday if you`re really irresponsible.
Is it "poon tang", or "poontang"? I`m trying to update my Christian Mingle profile.
shoutout to people who have money but still order off the dollar menu
Serving size ?? LMAO
The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.
Beware of the deodorants with instructions that ask you to "remove the top and push up bottom"... they could at least make them round.
Illiterate? Well then sign up today for free online reading classes!
I`m writing this status very slowly, cause I know you guys can`t read very fast.