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I don`t hate you. I just hope your next period happens while you`re in a shark tank!
The irony of social media is that the majority of users are all alone.
Holy crap! I just realized that I´m still it from a game of tag in 1987.
Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.
Nobody’s phone is ever off. They’re lying.
We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours. They seem like nice people.
My girlfriend told me that I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman ... What a Joker...
Why do people ask "What were you thinking?" Obviouly, I thought I was going to get away with it!
No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or Youtube.
Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days..
Uses for the plastic ruler..... 5% to draw stright lines 95 % to hit people.
You know you drank too much last night when you have to use google maps to locate yourself the next morning.
I`m on my 5th coffee, just in case you`re wondering about the "other way" to get to Narnia .
Starbucks isn`t really that expensive compared to how much Victoria`s Secret charges per cup.
If something`s worth doing, it`s worth doing rihgt.