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7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me.
Everytime I see “ROFL”… I think of Scooby Doo trying to say “waffle”.
The ‘poke’ button on Facebook should be replaced with a ‘slap’ button.
If you think people are stupid, randomly post "Happy Birthday" wishes on peoples FB page and see how many others tell them happy birthday.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I`m in public.
I believe in love at first episode.
I`m not saying women are smarter than men, but it`s kinda ironic that there`s so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders.
That awkward moment when both your knees are bruised, but all you did was gardening
Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?
Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
You’ll never be as young as you are now.
When you`re down about your body image just type "fat people" into Google images, always makes me feel better!:)
Me: I`m hungry. Fridge: I don`t give a sh*t. Cabinet: B*tch, don`t look at me. Freezer: Lol, you like ice? :-)
I`m sure the guy standing at the urinal next to me, regrets wearing those flip flops today.
Some people should come with subtitles.