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I get so confused when I`m about to watch a TV show or movie and "For Mature Audiences Only" appears on the screen. Can I watch or not?
I really like compliments but I don`t want anyone talking to me...
Gym update: not there
oh look at the time, it`s time to not care
2015 and still no thieves interested in my identity.
Sometime you have to hand it to short people ... because they can`t reach.
Is it even possible to calmly walk away from a dark basement?
It`s ok to admit when you`re wrong. Just don`t tell anyone.
Remember bad decisions make the best stories!!!
I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
Please please, keep talking. I always yawn when I`m interested...
Every time I go to the bank I ask if they are giving out any free samples.
Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don`t know Netflix exists."
I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die.
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered a "Booby Prize" really wasn`t boobies at all...:(