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RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right
No one’s going to do it for you. It’s up to just you to make naps a priority in your life.
Light travels faster than sound.. That is why some people appear bright until they speak.
You know you are old when people keep telling you how young you look.
Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off of the floor is another story.
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won´t spoil me.
I totally love and fully respect that you`re a little bit slutty
You know what makes sex awesome? Actually having it.
Sometimes I think these Kardashians are just doing stuff for the attention.
Sometimes, when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them in the face.
Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing with it.
“The darndest things.” -kids
Him: What to play Trivial Pursuit? Her: Sure, But I,m not that smart. Him: What to play strip Trivial Pursuit?
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!
I`d divorce my wife but I never want to see her that happy!